Every once in a while we all get a little too big for our britches.
I mean figuratively, not literally. If I literally get too big for my britches, I just stop eating so much pie.
Actually that's a lie. I keep eating the pie. I just also run until I die.
I've heard that bad rhyming also can help with tight britches.
When we figuratively get too big for our britches, the universe always has a way to knocking us down a few pegs.
I'll admit, I was pretty pleased with myself yesterday afternoon.
I'd written what I thought was a rather witty post which to my delight had yielded a number of comments.
I was thrilled with the revelation that I would soon be traveling through time in either a phone booth or a Delorean. Or a Chevy Cavalier. Whatever. I'm flexible.
And I was imagining clothes shopping with RT: "No, RT, not the sequined pants! And get that shirt in a bigger size."
The universe was not going to stand for my excitement so today it took action.
First, it pushed me down. Then while I was writhing on the ground in pain, it kicked me in the stomach. Finally, for good measure, it took my wallet (and on pay day too!)
Unfortunately I'm afraid that my come-upons aren't totally finished either because, despite the universe's interference, I'm feeling rather adorable today.
Reverie Blouse, Anthropologie
Cardigan, Banana Republic
Tulip Pencil Skirt, Banana Republic
Sofft Fiorella Pumps, Nordstrom (available here)
Artist's Palette Necklace, Anthropologie (available here)
Bracelets, Inch of Gold cruise ship purchases
And three people said they liked my shoes.
I am so going to get it tomorrow.
I might not leave the house.
Happy Wednesday!
haha, it's always nice when you're on a roll. I hope good karma keeps coming (maybe this is just paybacks from some bad karma you've had in the past!).
ReplyDeletelol, I love your funny writing style! This post completely cracked me up! :)
ReplyDeleteHaha I wore those pumps yesterday...aren't they the best? Your post is hilarious! I love how you labeled this under "Seriously WTF" too on the bottom of your entry! Haha.
ReplyDeleteGlad you are rolling, lol...LOVE your shoes...!!
ReplyDeleteHave a Fashionable Day:)
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I love your shoes too!!! Great post!! You are so witty!
ReplyDeleteohhh that's never fun! I hope things are ok! I really like your outfit today, I think it's realyl cute!
ReplyDeleteAshley - No, yesterday was the BAD karma! Today's been better so far *knocks on wood*!
ReplyDeleteLori - Thanks! :) Welcome!
Cindi - Haha yes that label seemed appropriate! I love these shoes. I would seriously wear them every day!
Collette - Ha thanks!
Tricia - Thanks!
Jen - Everything is totally fine. It was just a really rotten day at work - lots of turmoil in my cases! Luckily things seem to have settled down!
LOL! love the way you write and the way you take the pictures!!!
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Vicky
Vicky - Thanks! I really do need to look into buying an actual camera. Can you believe we don't own one?
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